BLOODY HELL! YURONG THE MIGHTY HERE LAH.

YES YES!!! I pronounce that the cockroach haters club is lyk so 2006?!?!

And YES.. since its lyk nearly 1 BLOODY YEAR since I last signed into this thing.. and I have now got really NOTHING to do after the EOYs.. FINE. I SHALL REVAMP IT!!!

And yes.. I shall go allllllllllllllllll the way back to WHY THIS BLOG/CLUB was bloody created.

(READS YURONG’S ARCHIVES)

fine. SO.. on the 21ST SEPTEMBER 2006.. the nightmare began..

the exact post copied and pasted.. coz errr.. I am lazy lah.. :P



Omg.. I m suay today man.. VERY SUAY!!!1stly.. in the nice morning.. I woke up. And go toilet,brush my teeth.. change and drink my milo.. and I thought I better bring tissue in case I need it. And I walk back to the bed room. And after I took e tissue. I stepped on a thing. I was lyk shit. Izzit a cockroach?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? And I go and on the lights. IT WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I nearly fainted. I HATE COCKROACHES!!! And is damn scared of dem. And I saw a squashed body of the cockroach!!! And the worse thing is. Its not totally squashed. Is only partially squashed. WTF!!! And I saw the yellowish shell of the e squashed cockroach. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Eeeeeeeeeeeeee. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. WTF!!! And the liquid was lyk over the floor. WTF!!!It was BARE legs which had trodden on the stupid cockroach!!! I screamed. And the sensation of the cockroach being squashed under me keeps repeating itself in front of me. Goosebumps was all over me. And I still cant bear to look at my legs. And I dun feel lyk touching them. WTH!!! BLOODY FUCK!!! My soles are contaminated!!!I HATE COCKROACHES!!! They are my sworn enemies from TODAY onwards!!! I m gg to become an INTERNATUIONAL CLEANING COMPANY DE CEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shall lead the stupid cockroaches to mass extinction !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!they are gonna regret that they were ever alive or born man!!! COCKROACHES SUX TO CORE MAN!!!


YEAH MAN.. understand my agony now?!?!?!

YES!!! I was THAT SUAY enough to STEP ON A FUCKING COCKROACH.

On a bloody morning.. -.-

Anyway.. YES.. that’s the bloody reason WHY I went to er.. set up this club/blog???

And ya.. in case u people haven NOTICED.. I changed the blogskin.. -.-

CUTE right?!?!? :D

Lalalalalalas.. yes! And tatas.. I will update MORE frequently this time round.. and emails will be sent to the respective cockroach haters.. and u people BETTER UPDATE!!! :P